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Sounds of Silence

It’s not often that I’m completely gobsmacked into silence. Today I had a jaw-dropping, deafening silence, WTF? moment that I’d like to share with you. As you may know, I am a widow (or rather, an ex-widow as I have remarried). When my late husband shuffled off this mortal coil, somehow the burial arrangements included a … Continue reading

Online Dating Fail

“Pooh,” said Rabbit kindly, “you haven’t any brain.” “I know,” said Pooh humbly.” ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh If I haven’t managed to scare you off online dating sufficiently, perhaps this article from Huff Post will! This OkCupid Message Will Scare You Off Online Dating For All Of Eternity. When you’re fresh out of a long-term … Continue reading

Introducing Miss Anthrope

I am thrilled to be able to introduce you to Miss Anthrope who has kindly agreed to dispense her wisdom on this blog. Miss Anthrope is an expert in most fields (but is on a quest to learn the Answer to Life through her readers), she is held in high esteem by her loyal following. … Continue reading

Life after drunk stork delivery

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2478/58195 1 I’ve had a few requests for a bit more personal information. The most telling of these requests was from an anonymous serial e-mailer (whose critiques on my posts make my day, every day). This one person fan club accused my ‘About Me’ page as being anything but about me. So this is for … Continue reading

Do you believe in magic?

I’m not normally as schmaltzy as this, but if you’re one of the few people on the planet that hasn’t seen Peter Pan’s amazing proposal to Wendy, then this is for you. this, I think it’s pretty cool. If you believe in magic, there’s hope for all romantics! Tinkerbell Would Love This Romantic Proposal    

When Hell freezes over

I’ve always used the phrase ‘when Hell freezes over’ without much thought. The article below gave me pause for thought…

I’m trying, really…

I’m trying really hard not to kill my laptop. I have no idea what possessed me to change themes, but I did, I’ll get back to actually writing just as soon as my marbles (or what’s left of them) realign.

Formicophilia- just another WTF? human condition

According to Wikipedia:   Formicophilia, a form of zoophilia, is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants. This paraphilia often involves the application of insects to the genitals, but other areas of the body may also be the focus. The desired effect may be a tickling or stinging sensation, or the infliction … Continue reading

Testing new theme

This blog is attempting a new theme! Please be patient during construction phase. If you wish to lodge a formal complaint, please press 1 now. press 2 for informal complaints, or you may continue to hold your mouse indefinitely. Thank you

Adult Male

Originally posted on Nonlinear Navigations: Poetry and Prose:
Monument to the “Father of our Country” I’m a complex person, but here goes nothing. I promise I’m not a serial killer. I’m an introspective social chameleon. I love the good life. The screeching roar of jet engines makes me indescribably giddy. I’m happier than I’ve ever…

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